Underthings

The meetingwas called by concerned citizens who wanted to discuss and make pronouncements on the billboards and certain adverts for a certain brand of certain underwear for men and women. The honourable members of this committee feel it is their appointed duty to deliberate on the state of advertising in this country of yours and mine, but indeed also the state of underwear in its entirety. This hallowed committee is made up of members of the clergy, dikgosi and some senior citizens. The chairperson is some retired civil servant who has been a part of the government machinery and furniture since the 1970’s.

CHAIR: Ok, order! We have now come to the most imprtant part of our agenda for today-…