The Queen’s Funeral: Queues and Presidential Bus

The reason for this – the official reason – was that Internet is generally slow in their countries. So instead of improving Internet speed in their countries, their very smart solution was to travel to a country with faster Internet speed.

The angel of idiocy must be proud of her children. The Queen seemed to have lived forever in a rare show of longevity. Her life seemed to go on and on under the protection of a guardian angel that somehow never seemed to sleep.