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The Queen’s Funeral: Queues and Presidential Bus

Every head of state headed over to the funeral of the Queen. This included presidents whose idea of attending virtual meetings involves a Trans Atlantic flight to the European country, which they are supposed to engage with during that virtual meeting.

The reason for this – the official reason – was that Internet is generally slow in their countries. So instead of improving Internet speed in their countries, their very smart solution was to travel to a country with faster Internet speed.

The angel of idiocy must be proud of her children. The Queen seemed to have lived forever in a rare show of longevity. Her life seemed to go on and on under the protection of a guardian angel that somehow never seemed to sleep.

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