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Thulaganyo Jankey
  • Legalised Scams

    If I was in Parliament that self-effacing speaker we all love would have said ‘Where’s ze evdence’. Ze evdence will follow shortly. Just keep reading. The police, the government, Facebook preachers, Facebook idiots, Facebook fiends, banks,...

  • When Midlife Crisis Has Got You

    When you find yourself pressing Del (for deliver in your mind) on the keyboard in an attempt to send mail and the mail disappears. When all these happen know that you are firmly entrenched in midlife crisis. Think about it. Why would somebody in...

  • Emergency Numbers - Please Answer Them

    In the interest of accuracy, I will define mankind as people who reside approximately south of Zimbabwe and Zambia, north of South Africa, east of Namibia. As the 4IR slowly creeps in, I will be able to give you the right geographic position using...

  • Clubs and Entertainment Spots Reopening: A Trailer

    As Dr Masupu’s covid map changed colour to red, green and yellow from the dreaded white, some in the capital city mistook, misunderstood, misinterpreted that to mean the poison has finally been drained. Non-covid protocol observing crowds gathered...

  • The Magic of 7: Of Machesa-rocking pastors and The Announcement

    Historically the number seven features only at casinos where a trio of these can win you a jackpot in those family-fragmenting machines and ward off divorce proceedings against you. One local pastor gave the state president seven days to resign. I...

  • Get On The Bus

    The memo doesn’t actually discriminate and so the assumption is that it applies to everyone who gets his or her paycheck from Honourable Peggy Serame who is the official government bean counter. However, for the more experienced, the civil service...

  • Know When To Speak Floral English

    The former obviously found an extra weapon for life’s everyday struggles. Today I will try and provide an Idiot’s Guide To When To Speak Floral English. I am sharply aware that most people don’t ever read Idiot’s Guides. Strangely even real...

  • Know When To Speak Floral English

    Today I will try and provide an Idiot’s Guide To When To Speak Floral English. I am sharply aware that most people don’t ever read Idiot’s Guides. Strangely even real idiots hardly ever bother.But I am a positive and hopeful individual so I...

  • Arm In: Vaccine Line and Characters

    I also love nurses. Well, the latter not in any way with PG tags but just because their effort will elongate my life somewhat. My age range is the most diverse group of vaccine recipients and as we are queued the chit chatter has taken several...

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