Ascension Day

But the significance of this day seems to be lost to most as a good part of the population seems intent on sinning as much as possible away from heaven.

And on this day, this very significant day in the Bible, most of us will patronise sin spots like bars, beer taverns and brothels to celebrate Jesus’ rise to heaven. The problem with this is you are not supposed to imbibe the holy (?) waters if you are intent on going to heaven. You really cannot have much beer if you are serious about your trip to heaven. This is like willingly stuffing your head into a wood chipper.