On the flip side

Equality is a farce. All those angry feminists with hairy armpits and beard stubs misled us. As a conspiracy lover, I sometimes suspect there’s a co-relation between feminism and the rise of homosexuality!

The fact that we talk about ‘Girl power’ shows it’s a myth. It’s like Africans chanting - ‘Proudly Black’. Ever heard: ‘Proudly White’?Anyway, tshele aside, in my next life I want to come back as a man. I’m not a penis-envying dyke. I just want to experience life on the other tracks! Aaah, it would be great not to be objectified just because I have a va-jay-jay.