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The death of Chuck Norris resulted in the greatest fuel increase ever experienced in our world.

While the official version of these increases is that Trump has bombed the Strait of Hormuz we don't believe that is the reason. I believe only the legendary powers of Morris are capable of pushing fuel prices up to unprecedented levels. Not some darned straits that we only heard of last month! I tried that trick of fueling up before the prices went up at midnight which I believe is balderdash. But I was right in the mix with the Balderdashians.

That got me to one service station on the outskirts of the city and the attendant shouted 'full tank?'. At this point everyone was ‘full tanking’ and the attendants had that smile, you know the one that says 'this time there's no usual P70 fuel up, you have no choice'.

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Celebrate responsibly, put safety first this holiday

“Safety first is safety always”– Charles M HayesAs most people begin travelling across the country to spend the President’s Holidays with family and friends, there is every reason to embrace the joy and togetherness that this period brings.While holiday periods bring joy, they are sadly often accompanied by a rise in road accidents, violent incidents and other avoidable tragedies. Too often, families that set out to celebrate together end...

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