INK SPILLS

While the official version of these increases is that Trump has bombed the Strait of Hormuz we don't believe that is the reason. I believe only the legendary powers of Morris are capable of pushing fuel prices up to unprecedented levels. Not some darned straits that we only heard of last month! I tried that trick of fueling up before the prices went up at midnight which I believe is balderdash. But I was right in the mix with the Balderdashians.

That got me to one service station on the outskirts of the city and the attendant shouted 'full tank?'. At this point everyone was ‘full tanking’ and the attendants had that smile, you know the one that says 'this time there's no usual P70 fuel up, you have no choice'.