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The death of Chuck Norris resulted in the greatest fuel increase ever experienced in our world.

While the official version of these increases is that Trump has bombed the Strait of Hormuz we don't believe that is the reason. I believe only the legendary powers of Morris are capable of pushing fuel prices up to unprecedented levels. Not some darned straits that we only heard of last month! I tried that trick of fueling up before the prices went up at midnight which I believe is balderdash. But I was right in the mix with the Balderdashians.

That got me to one service station on the outskirts of the city and the attendant shouted 'full tank?'. At this point everyone was ‘full tanking’ and the attendants had that smile, you know the one that says 'this time there's no usual P70 fuel up, you have no choice'.

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Public servants deserve better than union infighting

‘The strongest bond of human sympathy outside the family relation should be one uniting working people of all nations and tongues and kindreds’.- Abraham LincolnUntil then, the Council’s operations remain suspended, delaying critical decisions affecting thousands of public sector employees.The current standoff is between the Manual Workers Union on one side and the Six Cooperating Trade Unions, namely BONU, BOPEU, BTU, BDU, BOSETU and...

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