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The unrelenting effects of the economy turned half the country’s population into instant SMMEs.

I too bandwagoned and decided on selling pies to the hungry masses. I was also emboldened when the VP started talking about how SMMEs are important to the economy.

When eminent people like the VP start talking like that, you have to adjust your antennas because he might at a kgotla meeting in Muchenje make an announcement like ‘Since we have realised the importance of SMMEs we have decided on a programme to give these SMMEs grants and loans under a new programme called Financial Angels for Downtrodden and Distressed SMMEs’.

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BDP primaries leave a lot to be desired

The BDP as a party known to have ample resources has always held its primaries well in time, but this time around that was not the case. The first leg of the primaries was held last weekend, with the final leg being billed for the coming weekend. This time around, the BDP failed to shine in its primary elections. The elections were chaotic; most if not all polling stations didn't open at the specified time of 6am. Loyal BDP members braved the...

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