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Thulaganyo Jankey
  • When war happens

    The two then decided to use guns to come to an agreement. The one whose guns have the heaviest thump will essentially be the one whose thoughts, reasons and ideas will carry the day.This is what happens during a war. If your country loses the war...

  • Cry No More for Lesotho Elections

    This is to say when it comes to democracy no country is better.Phrases like ‘beacon of democracy’ are usually reserved for countries in Africa because people from Identifying Beacons of Democracy School believe democracy in Africa is as scarce as...

  • BTV is The Baws

    This was punted more times than I care to remember at the series of activations.By storm?! While this remains a moot point for the time being, what followed immediately was three days of intense water-tank-melting heat, at least in the city. There...

  • Independence mood dampened

    How apt and downright brash and trashy! Independence day signifies the day when we shed the yoke of imperialism.It is a great deal in Africa.That is why even though this happened in 1966, every year on September 30 we don’t go to work and cook meat...

  • The Queen’s Funeral: Queues and Presidential Bus

    The reason for this – the official reason – was that Internet is generally slow in their countries. So instead of improving Internet speed in their countries, their very smart solution was to travel to a country with faster Internet speed.The...

  • Farewell To The Queen

    This is before the powers that be figured out that an airport that close to the hustle and bustle of the city could result in aeroplanes crashing on top of people’s heads (and ruining their expensive hairstyles) or inside the stadium when a match...

  • Soccer and church stadium clash: Opportunities missed

    Before long some seemingly simple event that you thought you had understood completely has evolved into something completely different and usually far more bizarre.A local team called Gaborone United (GU) is supposed to host a team from DRC. Nothing...

  • How to win an argument with your wife

    Like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those safety goggles and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those safety goggles.But please...

  • Ensure you are insured

    The script is usually predictable. First there’s an argument about who is wrong. After a few verbal exchanges the less vocal one somewhat concedes with a ‘let’s call the police’ refrain. And then the script veered off course with one motorist...

  • GC: Where Is the excitement!

    Sometimes I feel the city needs excitement. Verging on weird even.Ok I agree half the city is conservative especially the inner city retired folk whose main vocation is buying a newspaper and arguing about the contents and trying to juxtapose with...

  • Commonwealth Games and Wrong Bus

    To perhaps increase their chances at winning medals, the whole United Kingdom fragments into England, Scotland, Nothern Ireland and Wales. This is very clever. Fairness does seem an intrusion here. Their opponents don’t seem to have realised this....

  • Unmasked and unhappy

    The mask has a bit of tainted history because it was used by robbers to redistribute property and money, but this was somewhat sterilised by the onset of COVID-19.It morphed from being an outlaws’ tool of trade to being a powerful weapon to thwart...

  • Peggylicious moments

    Hell, even funeral undertakers are increasing the cost of funerals and blaming it on the cost of living. Fresh hell just dropped it seems.How did we even get here? Despite all this meltdown we are always hopeful that we will somewhat turn the corner...

  • Baby Boomers vs Zillenials

    When I told the same Zillennial I was born in the 1960s, they wondered whether I was a slave at one point. I am a Baby Boomer and any discussion with a Zillenials is punctuated with ‘how did you manage that without a laptop’, ‘how come there...

  • Test all athletes

    As an athlete any animal, plant and drug on that list gives one some superhero powers and can at the very extreme make your legs grow some wings. Well, something like that where you suddenly now develop an ability to outsprint everyone.Some American...

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