The Mantshwabisi Manual

I mean how does one claim to be a bonafide citizen without ever having gone to watch the desert race. We live in a society where the cold June temperatures are often equated with fun and happiness.

Everyone should create this opportunity to camp out in the cold, drink lots of intoxicating drinks, do the nasty with a strange person and watch race vehicles zip past and shout at them. Ours is a special race where the spectators come back without knowing the result and ask the people who stayed behind for the result.