Monna ga a betlwe!

Solange Knowles and her husband Alan Ferguson
Solange Knowles and her husband Alan Ferguson

Recently, global entertainment media was abuzz with pictures and videos of Solange Knowles’ wedding. For my stuck under-a-rock readers who don’t know, Solange is Beyonce Knowles Carter’s younger sister. Beyonce is that gorgeous lady with an amazing voice who has made millions of US dollars from shaking her booty. She’s so rich she can buy her man a jet as a birthday gift.

Anyways, I went through the wedding pictures online and was a bit surprised. Firstly, this guy is way older than Solange. She is 28, and he is 51. Talk about “sugar daddy”! He is also not handsome. He looks good for an old man, yes, toned body and all, but goodness, between that Santa Claus beard and squirrel eyes, it’s a struggle to identify handsomeness…

For all their beauty, fame and money, the Knowles sisters seem to have peculiar tastes in men. I mean…Beyonce married Jay Z. I bet no one saw that one coming. Ok, fair enough, the man is cool and super-wealthy but goodness, he is facially challenged. I can bet some of you are rolling their eyes thinking I’m shallow. Yeah, to a certain extent, like most people are, yes. Between Kenneth Mashaba and Tyson Beckford, I would go with the latter, no questions asked! 

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