The commandments for new MPs

“Yeah, man! All this bloody noise of battery-powered speakers blaring the whole night. It’s all a lot of empty noise ‘cause you can’t hear what the dude is saying, ‘cause there’s another dude around the corner hollering at the top of his voice like a bull at the slaughter-house!” agrees Mr Kool.

“No, no! I beg to disagree gentleboys. That cannot be democracy and freedom of speech if it encroaches on your own freedom and right to sleep, or do whatever it is you want to do at that hour,” enters Nikita, positioning himself strategically at the head of the oblong table.