The New BUM Party Recruits Members

Napo Masheane is on a mission: she wants to be the next African woman president after Liberia's Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf and at the moment she is busy touring the world, recruiting new members to join her 'newly registered' party, Booties United Movement (BUM).

The journey to being the president of the party, which is becoming increasingly popular, was not an easy one. Masheane first realised that she had the right assets (in this case bums) to be the future revolutionary female leader of the continent of Africa when at a tender age of nine, a dirty old man, at a construction site near her home, shouted in Sesotho to his fellow worker after watching her innocently swaying her booties and hips, "Heela Mofokeng a ko o bone ngwanana ona ntate."

From that time on, Napo has had a love/hate relationship with her 'bootyliscious' behind.
The well-endowed multi-talented actress took her audience at the Maitisong hall through her not-so-rosy journey to the presidency of BUM leaving them in fits of laughter. At first, she stood gallantly like a woman-warrior and declared that she had issues with the media. The media, she believes only feature toothpick-thin women in their magazines and she despises that with passion.

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Micro-procurement maze demands urgent reform

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