Zanuphobia

Friday, August 08, 2008

The two tailors are now at the imperial state house. Through Zanufication, Zanimplication and Zaninformation, the Minister of Information and Propaganda has succeeded in convincing the general and commander of the army that the suit that has just been brought in by the emperor's tailors, is, indeed, the most beautiful suit that has ever been made in the whole empire since independence.

It is now the duty of the general to inform the emperor himself that the suit is so beautiful that he does not even need to be convinced of its beauty.

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