Shebeen rules

Nobody ever tells you what they stand for, and you dare not ask for fear of revealing your ignorance.There are only three such abbreviations that I know and understand; OBE which is the Order of the British Empire, MBE which stands for Member of the British Empire, and FOOT NITS, which stands for Fellows of the Order of the Oblong Table at the Nitty Gritty Shebeen.

I am told that this Fellowship is awarded to regular patrons only, who have satisfied the following conditions: