KFC claims to sponsor SOS

As I am finishing an interview and my Twister Meal at the KFC joint in the Main Mall, I take time to admire the marketing prowess of the fast food conglomerate. I pick up the tomato sauce sachet with the old man's portrait, whose smiling face sports a goatee and thick-rimmed glasses.

I am bored and so I get restless. I grab the sachet of unused tomato sauce. I start pressing on the belly of the sachet, wondering how hard I will have to press before the red contents gush out of the edges.