Czypionka and the post-modern

Nico Czypionka is fond of saying that nothing is what it appears to be.
Nothing may be what it appears to be but Nikolaus Hans Heinrich Czypionka is surely the man who opened a giant wooden door at House Number 22, Parliamentary Village on Thursday morning extending a thick soft round palm.

He wore thin-rimmed glasses and his face bore no expression except for a slight curving of the lips in a smile. He looked like a blond-version of the legendary film director Alfred Hitchcock; a round ball-like body, with small legs that make quick short steps, short arms that are quick to move about in gesticulation and a round face with restless eyes.