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Thulaganyo Jankey
  • Rusty Dusty Laptops from Across the Border

    I have been here on business for the past two days. I know many don't believe columnists are capable of doing business of any sort. Apparently all we do is write columns and cannot run a business to save our lives.I must admit, however, that...

  • Customer Feedback: Style That Beard

    Yet we annotate our columns with notes like ‘For feedback, comments and insults email [email protected]’. This should lead any sane, analytical person to the conclusion that not many columnists are smart.In fact, I too think many...

  • The Age of ‘Miracles’ and Prophets and Loss

    Everyone took a swig at the bottle and was sufficiently inebriated after that little indulgence. This was an age of miracles when people had powers to part seas and walk through them.Nowadays people believe the miracle boat has sailed, that nobody is...

  • The Real Reason Why Our Stadia Failed CAF Inspection

    Forget that our ‘A basimane Ba Kgwathe’ cohort in 1997 seemed to view the white and black spherical thing as incidental and continued to embarrass the locals by losing all 3 of their games, conceding 10 goals in the process and scoring only 1, in...

  • What are women interested in really?

    Some of you had been touted as the next big thing on the modelling ramp when in actual fact you cannot even make the pages of an edition of The Weird and Wacky Creatures.My mum one day inexplicably called me a prince. I am not exactly sure what I had...

  • Should Artists Stand For Parliamentary Elections

    I mean there surely must be a law against people suggesting columns of this type. The major thing that I wanted to receive in the way of a blessing was that something horrible would happen to the fuel price increase gremlins.But then, this week our...

  • Parliament: We Too Can Do Julius

    Our MPs have decided they cannot be outdone by a democracy as young as South Africa. This is what unfolded west of Main Mall. A member of parliament called Ignatius seemed to have ignited and activated the speaker’s wrath bones from the depth of...

  • Who teaches politicians to lie

    The official reasons why I was approached was because I had the interest of my people at heart and I looked the part.This is not entirely true because I only have the interest of very few people (family members and my social club) at heart. When you...

  • Education Results: From Sick Bed to Death Bed

    Then it was moved from the general ward onto the death bed. It is then that the powers that ought to be waded in to fire the proverbial salvos to whoever doesn’t have their own salvos.JC Results are out. Once more they continued the aggressive...

  • Welcome to the New Yerrrr

    So any unsolicited advice could well be seen as just another attempt by a columnist to pad up their importance and up their stock. I think as columnists we are duty-bound to augment the government’s effort to salve the wounds of the jaded...

  • Men, men and more misery

    We think women are harder to understand. One of the most frightening stats I have come across is that 25% of men are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means we have 75% running around untreated.The untreated are walking around...

  • World Cup: Prophets, African Teams and Rolls Royces

    Any prophet worth his pulpit must have that ‘I see’ moment. Thanks to social media we can pick these ‘I see’ moments through shared clips. Heaven bless the God of technology.This week I chanced upon one such video. A pastor was predicting the...

  • It’s December

    November is a precursor of all things exciting. The biggest thing about November is getting dividends from a Motshelo club. Officially this dividend is meant to buy Christmas food and clothing for kids.However, most if not a good part of it is...

  • Peacock Versus Pitbull: To Ban or Not To Ban

    For every positive there is a negative though – an oft ignored side. Some friends will stab you in the front – forget the back - and we tend to conveniently forget that.A pitbull is such a friend to man. You could be friends for quite a sustained...

  • State of the nation and dress

    This is an event where Members of Parliament (MPs) and very eminent executives make their way to Parliament to hear the President speak about how well or how sick the nation is in terms of the economy, health and how to deal with disorderly...

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