A leopard can't change its spots

Before the results were announced the youthful leader of the MDC Alliance Nelson Chamisa pre-ejaculated and declared himself the winner of the historic elections that were held on Monday without the participation of the ousted former Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe.

Chamisa’s supporters violently took to the streets on Wednesday and protested that the ruling Zanu-PF, which is leading by a huge margin in the National Assembly polls, rigged the elections. They claimed that with the help of the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC), Zanu-PF led by the veteran hardliner Emmerson Mnangagwa stole the votes.