On a grass-eating mission,at or about State House

The world is moving so fast, information travels at the speed of lightning, and with the click of a button, one can easily find friends or comrades who are scattered all over the world. For a fact, many of these friends and comrades have never met me in person. I could not believe the power of this thing called technology, which has made life so unbearable yet so convenient.

After making a vow that I was going to church, and that I was going to supplement my diet with grass, in compliance with my pastor’s prescription, I immediately found new followers who also happen to be on the same mission. They are determined to follow their pastor’s instruction to the latter – that grass can heal all their ailments.  Some of the comrades in Pretoria have pledged to join me from Pretoria, from where the grass-eating story was reported, whilst many of the comrades are from here. They state that they have done many things worse than eating grass, at the instruction of their pastors, and they feel no shame at all.

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