The ministry of morals and ethics against sexuality

There’s been a lot of hoopla about homosexuality, lesbianism and gay marriages in the last year or so, both at home and abroad, mostly on this our beloved continent of Africa.

Where as in Bots we are still arguing amongst each other which way to go and whether or not we should allow gays to be gay and lesbians to be friends, other countries like Uganda have put in place laws that are tougher than Robben Island! In a bid to try and understand the thinking behind these laws and acts of parliament recently approved by their president, we got in touch with the Minister of Morals and Ethics against Something Sexual (MESS). This interview has not been easy, my dear reader, with whom I’m always frank and honest. I had to submit my questionnaire about five times before I could get anywhere near approval of the interview.

The document was sent back because I had to delete certain words. Since you are my faithful readers, and since I myself have very little to hide even when I am naked, I can list the words, right here and now, that I had to either delete of change altogether. Since the list is very long I thought it best to go ahead with the interview and will simply draw your attention to the words and phrases that were deemed offensive or inappropriate by Minister of Morals and Ethics against Something Sexual, otherwise known as Minister of MESS.

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