Weighty language and life Issues

I weigh 93kg, my arteries are basically granite, and even elephants think I look overweight, but I just read an article about why being ‘of size’ is totally legit healthy, and now I feel confident and condescending.

I know most of you might feel using ‘of size’ as an adjective to describe my shape or my out-of-shape situation means I have taken a restraining order against grammar and semantics. But the world has changed and words like ‘fat’ are only acceptable when they come before cake or bank account.

For my New Year’s resolution, I thought about going on a diet and exercising regularly, but I think I’ll just sit around, chug half and half, and demean complete strangers and health doctors on the internet about their lack of body positivity.

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Congratulations Anicia Gaothuse!

The contest had 10 beautiful young girls as finalists and unfortunately only one could wear the crown.The judges picked Anicia Gaothuse. To all those who feel their contestant should have won ahead of Anicia for whatever reason, hardly; the judges found Anicia to be the best among the best, so desist from disrespecting our newly crowned queen on social media or anywhere else, for that matter! Each of the 10 beautiful young women had supporters...

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