The Clap! Awards and Their Issues

Chris Rock managed to successfully dribble Jesus out of Will Smith’s system by joking about his wife’s lack of hair. It was a hair-raising infraction and Will casually walked across to the stage and beat the living daylights out of Chris with a single red hot clap.

Of course you might disagree that he ‘beat the living daylights’ out of Will but these were Oscars and in acting speak that is akin to doing exactly that.

Some say comedians are susceptible to those moments of trusting a fart while having an upset stomach. And this one here fart just let the back exit flow. With egg all over his face Chris rallied with some whimpering light moment but the air had been sucked out of his sails. I’ve seen more life in a tramp’s string vest.

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Tighten the law on drug dealers

Our youth are perishing; their once hopeful bright future is going down the drain; all because of illicit drugs.It is very easy to blame the addict, but it is not as simple as that! Drug dealing is a very lucrative business for some shameless people amongst our society and as such they have come up with tight strategies on how to push their business.Drug addiction is bad, and while the individual on drugs sometimes might have been the one who...

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