The Clap! Awards and Their Issues

Chris Rock managed to successfully dribble Jesus out of Will Smith’s system by joking about his wife’s lack of hair. It was a hair-raising infraction and Will casually walked across to the stage and beat the living daylights out of Chris with a single red hot clap.

Of course you might disagree that he ‘beat the living daylights’ out of Will but these were Oscars and in acting speak that is akin to doing exactly that.

Some say comedians are susceptible to those moments of trusting a fart while having an upset stomach. And this one here fart just let the back exit flow. With egg all over his face Chris rallied with some whimpering light moment but the air had been sucked out of his sails. I’ve seen more life in a tramp’s string vest.

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