Gaborone Mayor should get Russian bodyguards

Rough precious diamonds are now sold right here in Gaborone. These are not some blood diamond transactions in an illegal mine elsewhere in Africa with bloodshot eyes ‘sightholders’ carrying rubberband strapped AK47 and stacks of dirty US dollars, where a deal could find you being literally fed to the hyenas, this is Gaborone. GC. Gabs. Magheba. The Capital City of Botswana, that gem of a country that eluded the imperialists hidden under the arid harsh Kgalagadi Desert.

Man, those mineral sucking imperialists never even became suspicious when we told them to leave us alone and give us independence on this barren land.